


Random Debates: Bricks Vs Feet

by PrincessParker



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-08-30
Updated: 2011-08-30
Packaged: 2015-05-14 11:19:57
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 483
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7339500/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2740050/PrincessParker
Summary: Q: What do you get when you have a Gibby, talk about bunnies, bricks, feet, and a vicious blonde? A: You get a Random Debate! Bricks Vs Feet with Sam and Gibby.





	Random Debates: Bricks Vs Feet

**Hey, PrincessParker here! What goes on? I felt the need to write another Random Debate, so I did. Enjoy!**

**Disclaimer- Do I own iCarly? I wish I did, but sadly I do not.**

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_Random Debates: Bricks Vs Feet_

Sam: What goes on people?

Gibby: Gibeeeeh!

Sam: I'm Sam

Gibby: We are here to talk about bunnies

Sam: Were not here to talk about bunnies! We are here to have a random debate you cheese head.

Gibby: Really?

Sam: Yes!

Gibby: But I wanted to talk about bunnies

Sam: Too bad

Gibby: Well, I guess I shall be speaking on the behalf of feet, since I can't talk about bunnies.

Sam: I shall be speaking about the joys of bricks

Gibby: You use your feet to walk upon.

Sam: Bricks are hard

Gibby: Feet come in many different sizes

Sam: You can build a house using bricks

Gibby: The average foot has five toes

Sam: You can throw a brick at someone to get them to shut their yapper

Gibby: Feet smell nice

Sam: Feet don't smell nice

Gibby: Yes, they do

Sam: Then smell your feet

*Gibby smells his feet*

Gibby: See, my feet smell amazing! Just like tuna fish, come on take a whiff Sam!

Sam: I'd rather listen to squirrels digest spinach

Gibby: I wanna listen to squirrels digest spinach!

Sam: Oh Gibby, there's so much not right about you

Gibby: I still say that feet are far better than bricks

Sam: I still believe that bricks are far better than feet

Gibby: Feet are soft

Sam: Bricks are hard

Gibby: Feet are edible

Sam: Bricks can be used to play hop scotch

Gibby: You can also use feet to play hop scotch

Sam: You can paint a small pretty picture on a brick

Gibby: Feet!

Sam: Bricks!

Gibby: Feet!

Sam: Bricks!

Gibby: Feet!

Sam: Bricks!

Gibby: Feet!

Sam: How can you think that feet are better than bricks?

Gibby: How can YOU feel that bricks are better than feet?

Sam: That kind of question should be illegal

Gibby: Why?

Sam: Because they annoy me

Gibby: I still want to talk about bunnies

Sam: Yeah and I want a unicorn that plays the ukulele, but I'm not getting that either

Gibby: But bunnies are awesome!

Sam: So are bricks

Gibby: Bricks pale in comparison to bunnies

Sam: You pale in comparison to bunnies

Gibby: It's true

Sam: At least you admit it

Gibby: I wanna go buy a bunny

Sam: Then go buy one

Gibby: Wanna come with?

Sam: Eh sure

Gibby: GIBBAY!

Sam: This has kinda been a random debate

~The End~

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><p><strong>Review! Or else Monkey's will break into your house at night and dye all of your underwear bright green! Wahahaha!<strong>

**Xoxo**

**_PrincessParker_**

**Oh, if you have suggestions for another random debate, just tell me, and I'll probably use it!**


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